I have the ugliest feet in the world. Okay, maybe not the ugliest, but I'm sure to be in the top 1% of worst looking feet in the world. My bad looking feet are a combination of bad genes, playing too many sports where my feet are in awkward positions all snuggled in my tight cleats, and just me not taking care of them.
Growing up, I always admired my father, like many boys, and kind of hoped to be like him (by 15 I realized how wrong I was in shocking fashion). He was an athletic man who ran over 15 marathons and was always up to something in a physical fashion. After his knee surgery where the doctors told him he couldn't run again, my father took up cycling in Forrest Gump fashion as he rode and rode until he couldn't ride anymore. Many people have pointed out that his marathon runs and 100 mile cycling rides were just a way for him to get away from his wife and my mother. It was a genius plan actually because my mother isn't someone you want to spend too much time with. Then when my dad took up golf to go with cycling and his job, he hit the tri-fecta and the only time my mom saw him was a dinner time. And in hindsight, perhaps he should of skipped dinner too because unfortunately mom wasn't a very good cook.
Because of dad's many athletic travels, he had terrible looking feet. It was a disgusting sight - moldy, toe nail gone from 25% of the toes, bloody at times - just plain gross. As a child I thought they were cool because they were so different than everyone else's toes. And different was something I was always attracted to in my suburbia nightmarish childhood. So I wanted to have feet like my dad. And boy did I get them. It's something I'm now insecure about, but is also a great test when it comes to relationships with the opposite sex. If they can handle my feet and toes, then they pass. If they are grossed out by them, then that's a sign that they are superficial and really don't like me as much as they say. So in many ways having bad feet is a good thing.
So I have bad feet. And because of that, I am attracted to female's feet. I have a thing for them. I'm not going to be sucking anyone's toes, but I do admire then from afar. And I'm pretty sure I'm not in the minority here.
Marketers have preyed on people like me when it comes to selling woman's shoes. Heels are definitely in like never before and so are strapless or see through shoes. Men get to see woman's feet a lot and they make the shoes that way, and the woman wear them because of this, because men love looking at women's feet. It's the beginning literally and figuratively of the seduction. And us horny men fall for it while the shoe companies make billions.
So that is why I came up with the Top 100 Feet Photos of all-time list. And there's one thing you won't see in this bias list - men's feet!
But I do feel kind of guilty about this whole obession with women and their shoes. High heels are just plain uncomfortable. Are they only wearing them to attract men? If so, just to let all the woman know out there, men are horny creatures of nature. We'll be into you whether you wear high heels or not. You all should collude to stop wearing them. It probably will be good for everyone in the long run.